West Marshall Weekly
Welcome To West Marshall Weekly!
Hay Guise! Welcome to WMW! If you like it then let us know... If you don't let us know and we'll let you try to do better you punk... seriously though, I'll pretty much let anybody work on this.
Supreme Allied Editor: LJW
Writers: Kinn Quoch, Breric Dacy, Mick Nerulla.
College insight writer Karl Wacker
Senioritis runs rampant! Those afflicted 'Don't give a damn"
-Apathy USA, Editor LJW
The entire senior class, some of the junior class, and even some underclassmen have recently fallen to a tragic fate: senioritis. Senioritis is a delibidating (I think that's how it is spelled, I don't care, I'm a senior) neuromuscular condition steming from the misplasiosmic spectabulation of the... you know what? Nobody cares, it's the end of March, I just want to get the hell out of here. I think Senioritis is an old Swedish verb meaning 'an old ninja master rat, who trains young ninja turtle... or is that Master Splinter? Well whatever it is- We've all got it, and that's a good chunk of the reason why I have been neglecting this website. I've already abandoned it once, came back, forgot the password, then remembered it was Karl's old nickname and have now spent 5 minutes working on it. I am not about to let this happen again! By the Beard of Zeus I swear that I will neglect my schoolwork in order to rant on a website that nobody reads!
West Marshall Weekly
Doctor Weig: The Real Truth
-Statcentrograd Lucas Whitovsky
No matter what happens, the man will always keep you down. This is a fact of life, even more of school. Comrades! We must rise together! The Capitalist Pigs will not keep us down for much longer! West MArshall is in need of a Revolution! A Revolution of Exclamation Points and Russian Reversal Jokes! Remember, In Soviet Russia, Man is kept down by YOU!!